I am a mother 365 days a year. I wear my badge with pride. This means that I can handle any challenge that our little peanuts throw my way. You don’t want to wear pants today? You felt like Sharpies on the wall was the only way you could truly express your vision? You don’t […]
I Don’t Remember How To Relax
There are snow flurries whipping around, outside my window and a blazing fire in the fireplace. (Okay, so really they are gas logs. Because I am not married to a mountain man, who just so happens to love chopping wood. Or even buying chopped wood. But somehow, “I flipped the switch and the gas logs […]
Surviving School Mornings
My life is not the most exciting. I usually wake 10 minutes or so before my alarm is set to sound. I think it is my body’s way of screwing with me. I mean, not like I need to pee, because my body woke me at 4:00 AM for that. My brain just turns on. […]
I Am Failing Miserably At This Whole Mother Thing
I gave birth to my first child when I was 31. After pushing for two excruciating hours and two more excruciating minutes, she was finally born. I feel sure that I was on the verge of death after the whole ordeal. But then they placed the most beautiful, bright-eyed baby girl into my arms. And […]
The Horrors Of School Drop Off Line
I pulled up to the school and four quiet, smiling children formed a line. Then they took turns carefully climbing down from the vehicle. Okay, it wasn’t exactly like that. Or anything like that really. No, this may be a new school year, but it is shaping up to be more of the same. There […]
I Am Having A Mid Life Crisis
When I write a blog post, the title comes last. Not until the end, am I able to decide what the name should be. Which is odd because when I had babies I pretty much knew their names from conception. But with this post I started with the title. I had to. It has weighed […]
Loving Your Daughter Through The Preteen Years
And then she said: Mom, I need a bra. A bra? For what? It was not yet time to worry about such womanly things. I pointed out that I didn’t get my first training bra until fourth grade. Suddenly it occurred to me what grade she was in now. I looked into her eyes. And […]
I Watch Your Perfect Families, Now Watch Mine
Doesn’t every kid decide to meditate on a manhole cover? In the middle of the street? I pay attention to all of the normal families. I see them everywhere. They are all neatly dressed and groomed. Their demeanor, pleasant. Everyone is smiling and laughing. All of the kids seem to be doing exactly what is […]
We Have Invaded Your Neighborhood. Now, Who Wants A Hug?
Others call me a blogger but I have always felt sort of silly calling myself by that name. I am more like a person who has hilarious stuff happen all around her and feels the need to share it with others. In print so it can never be undone. Or denied. I get high on […]
What It Feels Like To Move From A Family Home
And then he said: Let’s sell the house and move to a new one. My life has not been the same since. What was my husband thinking? Fast forward seven and a half months to our accepted offer. This moving thing was really happening. What were we thinking? Do you have any idea how hard […]
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