I gave birth to my first child when I was 31. After pushing for two excruciating hours and two more excruciating minutes, she was finally born. I feel sure that I was on the verge of death after the whole ordeal. But then they placed the most beautiful, bright-eyed baby girl into my arms. And […]
Bell On Heels in 2015: This Could Be Our Year
am a 42-year-old woman trying to write a blog post, despite the fact that I am surrounded by grape jelly. It is all part of my journey. And that is exactly where I want to be.
The Horrors Of School Drop Off Line
I pulled up to the school and four quiet, smiling children formed a line. Then they took turns carefully climbing down from the vehicle. Okay, it wasn’t exactly like that. Or anything like that really. No, this may be a new school year, but it is shaping up to be more of the same. There […]
I Am Having A Mid Life Crisis
When I write a blog post, the title comes last. Not until the end, am I able to decide what the name should be. Which is odd because when I had babies I pretty much knew their names from conception. But with this post I started with the title. I had to. It has weighed […]
Loving Your Daughter Through The Preteen Years
And then she said: Mom, I need a bra. A bra? For what? It was not yet time to worry about such womanly things. I pointed out that I didn’t get my first training bra until fourth grade. Suddenly it occurred to me what grade she was in now. I looked into her eyes. And […]
The School Year Is Almost Over. How Are You Savoring Your Time?
I don’t mean to alarm you but the school year is all but over. There is only one more full week for my kids. I am super excited and super freaked out. My three days a week of sanity-saving alone time is coming to an end. This is my last chance to savor the all […]
I Watch Your Perfect Families, Now Watch Mine
Doesn’t every kid decide to meditate on a manhole cover? In the middle of the street? I pay attention to all of the normal families. I see them everywhere. They are all neatly dressed and groomed. Their demeanor, pleasant. Everyone is smiling and laughing. All of the kids seem to be doing exactly what is […]
We Have Invaded Your Neighborhood. Now, Who Wants A Hug?
Others call me a blogger but I have always felt sort of silly calling myself by that name. I am more like a person who has hilarious stuff happen all around her and feels the need to share it with others. In print so it can never be undone. Or denied. I get high on […]
What It Feels Like To Move From A Family Home
And then he said: Let’s sell the house and move to a new one. My life has not been the same since. What was my husband thinking? Fast forward seven and a half months to our accepted offer. This moving thing was really happening. What were we thinking? Do you have any idea how hard […]
Suburbia’s Hottest Trend: Varage Sale One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure
Why am I always the last to know about anything cool? I thought we were friends. I hate garage sales. And yard sales. I don’t want to go through the hassle of pricing, staging and standing around trying to sell things in my front yard. Especially things that will only bring around 50 cents. Selling […]
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